IT’S SOMETHING WE’VE noticed for a while, but now we’re sure.
Dunnes. Your mannequins. They’ve gone wild. And something needs to be done about this flagrant disregard for common decency.
Just look at this pair presenting their posteriors in Stephen’s Green
No one needs to see that.
And this one CLEARLY itching his bum
You had one job, mannequin man.
Here’s a strap shamelessly slipping a nip
And looking as if butter wouldn’t melt. Well!
This one, larking about with his pants down
We’ve never seen anything more depraved.
This one brazenly trying to cop a feel in the Square, Tallaght
OK, now we’ve never seen anything more depraved.
This one with his hands down his jocks, again in Stephen’s Green
Get a room!
And doing it again, a year later in the same store
Dunnes, put some smacht on them. For the sake of the children.
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